Let us fix your sex life.
Though sadism puts butter on our whole wheat bread, kink consulting is our true passion. We’re consummate sex geeks who enjoy talking BDSM theory and planning scenes nearly as much as we like domming itself. It’s a strange sort of expertise, this craft we can’t always speak about openly, but when it comes to kink we’ve got the kind of resumes that would knock LinkedIn out cold.
We’ve taught workshops on a textbook’s worth of topics, co-founded a monthly queer play party, and been volunteer dungeon monitors more times than we’ve played Dungeons & Dragons (and we’re nerdy enough that that’s actually saying something).
Whether you want to write a dating profile to attract the top of your dreams or plan a wild party for your 69th birthday, we’re the ones to call. Reach out below to connect or collaborate with us and let us make the thrilling, fulfilling sex life of your dreams a reality.
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